It's happened!

I've been saying for years that it's just a matter of time until they come.  While there has been much speculation surrounding the cause, we now have an answer:  bath salts.

Yes, it is not going to be viral, radiation, or voodoo.  It is going to be chemical.

The mother of the man is insisting he could have been tased. Meanwhile the man's girlfriend has this to say:



“That wasn’t him, that was his body but it wasn’t his spirit.  Somebody did this to him.” 

Given that a body minus soul or spirit is the going definition of a zombie, it is obvious that the police officer had no choice but to shoot him.

And since this area seems to be the bath salts capital of the world, I think it's time to review my zombie contingency plans.  It won't be shamblers, it's going to be those 28 Days Later runners.