Sunday, November 23, 2014

Toddlerisms II: Texts From My Wife

The favorite parts of my workdays are when the Shieldmaiden randomly sends excerpts from her day.  This tradition started during my time in Atlanta, and has continued on since.


While in Atlanta:  

Someone was very emphatic that she wanted her Dada after I wiped her nose this morning.


Your oldest just tried to wipe my nose with a napkin she found.


She said, "Oh no," when I asked if she could wipe her face.


Me:  Can you say [Lump]?"

[Dot]:  Baby.

Me:  [Lump].

[Dot]:  Baby.


Everybody is asking about you.




After the move:

Thank you for leaving a roll of toilet paper in [Lump]'s reach.  She had fun.


[Dot] is buckling her animals in car seats.


According to [Dot], the clouds are dirty.


Me:  When we see Ms. Nancy & she says "Hi" to you, can you say "Hi," back?

[Dot]:  Hi ba.



After complaining about my crazy day:

Are your coworkers running around pantless & throwing food?  Because that's what mine are doing.


After saying, "I'm a leaf on the wind.  Watch me soar."

I'm a bigger leaf...