Well, with the end of
the world approaching quickly, it is past time to prepare. The great
problem with preparation is, however, figuring out what to prepare
for. After watching trends this past year, I have the answer:
An animal uprising.
It started in July,
when a Rosenwald, MD woman was kicked
in the face by a home invading deer.
In August, a
Boy Scout troop leader was attacked by a beaver.
Within a month, another two beaver attacks occurred, one on an 83
year old woman, another on two young girls. This demonstrates that
the normally cute animals are exhibiting classic predatorial instinct
in picking off the old and very young.
On the same day as the
Boy Scout beaver attack, another disturbing case indicated that
animals are now developing cross-species cooperation as a
fox and a boar helped kangaroos escape from the Berlin zoo.
And in the most recent
attack, a deer in the throes of the nicotine fits held
up two men for their pack of cigarettes.
So how does one prepare
for the apocalypse by way of wild animals?
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Hurtubise, the Grizzly Suit was made to withstand assault by anything. He is marketing some of the more proprietary technologies to the military, law enforcement, emergency services and aerospace industries.
If only Timothy
Treadwell had had one. And also not been an idiot.
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