In order of appearance:
Gentleman 1: The Narrator
ASL: 30/M/Glasgow, MT
Description: Tall, dark and handsome. Also suave and debonair. Family man. Medical Laboratory Scientist. Amateur radio technician class KG7GPB.
Enjoys: Playing with his kids, playing with his jeep, ham radio, EMT class, blogging, watching B-movies, writing mock-up B-movie screenplays, heavy metal, alternative rock and classic folk.
Dislikes: Hippies, Country music and anything that takes him away from his ladies
A father in his natural habitat
Lady 1: The Beloved
ASL: I'm not that stupid/F/Glasgow, MT
Description: Beautiful, loving, long-suffering pituitary dwarf. Dedicated mother. Former professional nurse serving in all settings, currently treats the occasional boo-boo and specializes in all things craniosynostosis.
Interests: Chasing kids, breaking up fights, researching pediatric development and craniosynostosis.
Enjoys: Competent doctors and scheduled C-sections
Dislikes: Incompetent doctors
Small, but feisty
Lady 2: Theseia
ASL: 38/F/Athens, TN
Description: 1976 CJ-7 304 V-8 T-150 Currently at the Grandparents’ but hopefully will be moving (in more ways than one) this summer.
Interests: Dirt roads, being topless, and having her hood up.
Enjoys: Costing time and money.
Dislikes: Making sense
She occasionally runs
Lady 3: The Dot
ASL: 2/F/Glasgow
Description: Craniosynostotic toddler with mild to moderate Chiari malformation. Ridiculously adorable. Learning disabilities secondary to squished brain. Adrenaline junkie. Obsessive compulsive.
Interests: Heavy metal, bagpipes, literature, and costing Mommy and Dada money.
Enjoys: Sailing through the air, slides, puzzles, sign language, and reading.
Dislikes: Sharing puzzles
Rock On!!!
Lady 4: The Lump
ASL: 1/F/Glasgow, MT
Description: Strong-willed, disturbingly intelligent child. Good at getting into places she shouldn’t. Dangerously cute. Can charm anyone out of anything they’re eating at the time.
Interests: Culinary arts, regular arts, eating to stomach distension, baby dolls, zippers, and little green men.
Enjoys: Coloring, play cooking with real food, carbs, running, scavenging food, and shoving bottles into whatever stuffed animal she's found.
Dislikes: Green vegetables
The truth is out there
Patty
ASL: 10/F/Glasgow, MT
Description: 2004 Honda Pilot
Interests: Hauling kids
Enjoys: Road trips
Dislikes: Ethanol
Nikki
ASL: 21/F/Glasgow, MT
Description: 1993 Toyota 4Runner, 4WD, V-6, automatic, Kenwood TM-261 55w transceiver with 1/2 wave antenna.
Interests: Bumpy roads, snow, ham radio
Enjoys: Stalling at stop signs
Dislikes: Deer
Rats. With. Antlers.
Gentleman 2: The Squirt
ASL: <1/M/Glasgow, MT
Description: Healthy baby boy despite technically being a three-week premie.
Enjoys: Not being cooped up anymore.
Dislikes: Hiccups
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